Heath Deadger amazing in Dark Knight, Stephon Marbury tattoos head, Why being white sucks

Alright, sorry I haven’t posted in like a week or so. I’ve been busy with other stuff, and when I get home I’m just tired and don’t really wanna write stuff. Speaking of tired, I saw the midnight showing of The Dark Knight on Thursday night/Friday morning. I have to say, it pretty much 100% lived up to the hype. It was just really good, and so much more intense and halfway genuine than the shitty other superhero movies out there. Heath Deadger really stole the show as the Joker….he was just amazing in the role, I was very impressed. It’s a shame he had to go and die because now it’s going to be really awkward coming up with a sequel….RIP Heath Deadger, and thanks for an awesome movie.

Sometimes you’re just so much better than everyone else that you begin to run out of ways to express it to others. Welcome to the life of Stephon Marbury, guard for the New York “Fucking Terrible” Knicks. For some unknown reason, “Starbury” as he likes to be called has a fucking shoe contract with his own line of shoe……known, coincidentally, as the “Starburys.” Is it “Starburries,” like strawberries? Or just “Starburys”? I guess the world will never know. One thing the world definitely WILL know is Starbury’s new look:

That’s right, Marbury has tattooed the fucking Starbury logo onto his own head. In case you forgot that he was Stephon Marbury or some shit. Spoilers: I didn’t forget, man. And even if I did, I’d just find the Knicks player on the court who didn’t pass the ball a single time in the past 15 minutes, and then I’d know it was you.

STARRRRRRRBURRRRRYYY

On a slightly related note, I’m getting kind of tired of being white. We had a BBQ yesterday, so I was outside in the afternoon for like 3-4 hours. The weather was decidedly overcast….like pretty much the stereotypical west coast overcast, no sun in sight. When I woke up this morning, I discovered that I have huge mother fucking sunburns like all over my body. What the fuck? What the hell is that shit. That is just ridiculous. I’m so tired of being white, that is just bullshit. Even asians don’t get sunburned like that. Fuck white people.